Archive for July, 2009

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Mo’ Money, Mo’ Productivity

by Can Dashmar on July 14th, 2009
Posted In: Blog

Sup dawgz, it’s ya boi Can Dashmar here wit a message for ya’ll. I be workin’ like a elephant drinkin water on a cool summer day. And all of this translates to… soon I’ll be able to buy a stylus! Hurrah!

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No Politics in the Work Place!

by Can Dashmar on July 8th, 2009
Posted In: Advice, Blog, Omegle

Dear Can,
How come Democrats are wrong about everything?
Love,
A Curious Republican


Dear A Curious Republican,
I love loaded questions! This is hard question to answer because the GOP and the Democratic Party are essentially the same party. Unless you would also admit you’re wrong about everything, it’s hard to say one group of people is consistently wrong. It would have helped if you gave specific examples on what they’re wrong about! For example, “I believe it was wrong for President Obama to stop that interview so he could eat a ham sandwich and test out his new pick-up lines on the catering girls!” or “Democrats were wrong to bail out companies! That just goes against nature’s motto of ‘survival of the fittest!’ “ So in conclusion, Democrats may be ‘wrong about everything’ but at least they’re not dumb enough to still consider (or to have ever considered) Sarah Palin a viable nomination for the presidency.
Love,
Can Dashmar

P.S. Whig party 4 lyfe!

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New Page!

by Can Dashmar on July 6th, 2009
Posted In: Blog

So I basically just wasted my entire day by sitting down and beating Super Metroid which then inspired my new page, Video Games! Check it out to see how much time I’ve wasted of my life with those fun little things we call video games. Currently, my running total is 160 games beaten but I might have forgotten some considering how large a number that is. Also, I’m late with this but Happy Birthday to the USA! I wasn’t at a computer because I was too busy being horribly sunburned and drinking alcohol! Two of my favorite pastimes!

And if you haven’t done it already (or if you have), ask me for some advice at advice at candashmar dot com! Also, follow my Twitter and tell everyone you know about my website. ;)

ALL OMEGLE CONVERSATIONS CAN NOW BE FOUND AT: http://candashmar.com/omegle/omegle0-11.PNG Obviously, don’t write 0-11. Write 0, 1, 2…

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Webcomics: Man or Myth?

by Can Dashmar on July 2nd, 2009
Posted In: Advice, Blog, Challenges, Omegle

dear can,
I have this brother, and every time i make food he eats it. I don’t know what to do. He always finishes the cheese and bean dip and some time’s this may include your leftovers and anything else that does not require him to cook. It’s so annoying. How do i make him stop being lazy and cook his own food instead of eating the last of everyone else’s.
love, Frustrated sister.

Dear Frustrated sister,
You forgot to use a question mark! Question marks are punctuation marks that follow a sentence to indicate that it’s a question! Here is an example: How did the cow go moo? Now, to answer your statements, the only solution is to continue to let him eat this food that you don’t label as yours. To be fair, if it has your name on it, he probably won’t eat it. I can also tell you from personal experience that he hasn’t eaten any of your food in months. Your brother and I are bros. Not literal bro-brothers but like, cool, slang bros. So to sum up: use question marks to indicate a question and let your brother eat your food in peace.
Love,
Can Dashmar

On the subject of food, give me food! advice at candashmar dot com. Also, here is a new Omegle: LINK It’s too large and in charge for this layout to handle. The link doesn’t work right now so I’ll figure it out later. The first challenge is complete so now here is a special congratulations to…

ME!
I had the best search results. It’s probably because I was born being the best at everything. Probably. In other news, first webcomic will be up sometime around July 20th! THAT’S JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU TO LOSE INTEREST!!!! HURRAY!!!!

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