Can Dashmar

Are you guys kidding me? I haven’t updated since October 2009 and I’ve had over 10,000 views? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Anyway, the good news is that I’m actually going to be updating Sundays. Yes, I’m lying. No, I’m not. AND I have over 100 Omegle conversations to weed through and see if they’re actually funny. I’ve also beaten a few video games since then so I’ll probably update dat shiiiiiiiiiiieeeet right now. E-mail me for some advice ya’ll, advice at candashmar dot com!

Also, here is a shout-out to every country that’s visited me (it’s crazy):
Argentina, Australia, Bahamas, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Colombia, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Luxembourg, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation, Saudi Arabia, Seychelles, Singapore, South Africa, Sweden, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States of America, and Vietnam
All of the bolded countries have visited this month. You’re slacking, Earth!
While I do love all of you, I hope USA beats you in every Olympic game! WOOOOOOO!!! (You can get Silver, it’s okay.)