Dear Can,
I’ve got Olympic fever! I am basically the same age as most of the athletes so I’ve decided to compete in the next one. What event should I compete in?
GuyYouToldToAskYouForAdvice
Dear GuyYouToldToAskYouForAdvice,
Thanks for writing!
Love,
Can Dashmar
Hi Can,
I hate me entire life and everything in it. What I should do?
Love,
Sonny
Dear Sonny,
Yes, my first e-mail from an Irishman! To answer your question, you should end your life. No one really cares about you anyway. Ask me again anytime!
Translation: Brilliant, me first e-mail from a pisshead. You should just do the Riverdance. Not even a Jack in the box gives a shite about you anyway. Next time you can just ask me bollocks!
Love,
Can Dashmar
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